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3:20pm July 25, 2014

obfuscatingdeity:

qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart

3:19pm July 25, 2014
satsuma-nightmares asked: request: ghost that tries to be sexy but keep forgetting theyre ghost

malabie:

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 maybe try appearing in her dreams or something? being a ghost is tough.

3:18pm July 25, 2014

“I swear to god, ‘Turn Down for What’ has killed someone. I’ve been at parties that are chill, maybe even winding down, and that song comes on and people take five shots in a row and start throwing chairs in the air.”

— The dark side of Lil Jon. (via mightequinn)
3:17pm July 25, 2014
3:15pm July 25, 2014
k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

3:14pm July 25, 2014

bowiesnippleantennae:

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rev up those contracts

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3:11pm July 25, 2014
pangolin-green:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

Always reblog “Everyone ever except Michael Collins”
Brigadier General in the United States Air Force, Command Module Pilot and designer of the patch for Apollo 11, and most isolated human in history for parts of said mission.
Respect, General Collins.

pangolin-green:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

Always reblog “Everyone ever except Michael Collins”

Brigadier General in the United States Air Force, Command Module Pilot and designer of the patch for Apollo 11, and most isolated human in history for parts of said mission.

Respect, General Collins.

3:10pm July 25, 2014

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*

1:21pm July 25, 2014
1:19pm July 25, 2014

yazzdonut:

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i bet something like this is going to happen